… when a girl tells you she doesn’t want you, although you didn’t query her for her love? Here’s how.
(What follows is a true story from an extremely recent Facebook chat.)
Girl: LOL… I don’t think we’d work out. I’m not superficial enough for you.
Boy: hahaha … that’s funny … that’s the quote of the day.
*boy plotting the comeback*
Girl: We’ve had this conversation before, I know the seemingly superficial girls you date have hearts.
Boy: Here’s who you should get with:
Girl: Who is this White dude? (I like the name Asher.)
Boy: The guy you should get with.
Girl: No good… I don’t do White.
Boy: But he could sing to you.
Girl: He’s funny.
Boy: He also does a great solo Milli Vanilli.
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried. Have a good/safe weekend people.